Damned. Dirty... Love me.

Yesterday I forgot to include two useless pieces of information that it was just as well I omitted:

1) I have finally gotten threaded comments to work on this thing. Amazingly, all it took was for me to use my noggin and actually LOOK at the code, rather than cut and paste whatever was given to me and place blind faith in developers. Forgot about that little thing called "brain" (no, wait, I mean "Krang"). So, if this should ever be flooded with comments by those amazed by the wit and stupidity of my entries, you, yes you, can reply to any comment you choose, and the comment will appear nested. Because I adore livejournal, is why.

2) I have named my car. At first I was going to call it "Subarobot" (because it's a Subaru and it's metallic gray), a name I still kind of love and may use on occasion, but I finally decided on "Mister Sulu." Because it's a Japanese car, and when I put the pedal to the metal I can say, in my best Sulu impersonation, "Warp 8, cap'n." You see, I'm not much of a Trekkie, so I can. It is impossible for this name to at all reflect on my coolness. I am not a geek. I am a human being.

Update: All I want for Christmas.