New Wave Vigilante Extraordinaire

I'm in the early stages of dismantling Chinqwamania, because I'm a big grown-up now and don't want that kind of garbage to ruin my career. I'm putting my domain registration through the proverbial paper shredder by way of letting it expire in February. If it makes the image any more appealing, think of me as a politician, the time as midnight, and the light source as flashlight. Nothing will hinder me on the rocky climb up that ladder. My reputation is stellar.
Fairly soon, I'll be taking the videos offline. I'll save them for nostalgia's sake, so that years from now I can dig up my old external CD-ROM drive (by then the media will be obsolete, you see), pop in the scratched polycarbonate plastic disc, and weep in front of the images because I am young, so young. By this time, I will be a disembodied head floating around in a hovercraft.
Jake Monstrosity suffers a different fate. I have already moved him over to this site. You can find him here. He is also available via a link on the random page. See nav bar to the left. I'm attempting to come up with new, fresh ideas for Jake, considering it's all getting a little stale.... Any input would be appreciated and ignored. No, kidding. Appreciated.