Library humor

A series of quips among three fellow librarians, pertaining to the addition of the term "guybrarian" to the national lexicon: Patrick: I feel like a crybrarian. Toni: We could all smoke up... then we'd be highbrarians. Me: Then when we get arrested we could make up a story for the cops and be lie-brarians. Toni: Then, if we're extradited to Colombia because it was their fine weed (stay with me on this one), we'd probably take a government or commercial flight... in which case we'd be flybrarians. Me: And the plane would crash, and we'd be die-brarians! I'm sure we'll have more of these later. I'll edit them in when the e-mails start coming. --------