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Cause & Effect I would post more often if my Internet connection worked all the time. ----> My Internet connection would work all the time if I wasn't stealing Internet. ----> I wouldn't steal Internet if I could order cable. ----> I would order cable if Sara's TV were here. ----> I would order cable before Sara's TV was here if Time Warner could install on Saturdays. ----> I'd ask Time Warner if they install on Saturdays if they called me back. ----> I wouldn't be waiting for them to call me back if I hadn't filled out their "SIGN ME UP!" form online. ----> I wouldn't have filled out their "SIGN ME UP!" form if I hadn't decided that filling out the form would be better because then maybe I wouldn't have to spell out my address five times over the phone like I've had to do with every other customer service person I've spoken to over the past month, not that it's their fault, I'd have me spell it too, but Christ, could the bastards have the decency to just call me back so I wouln't waste time filling out the form in the first place? So, yeah. That's why I'm not posting.  Aha! See, I knew it. Warmer weather = better quality of life. Other enjoyable things: - Street vendors - $17.84 electric bill - Sunlight at 7 p.m. - Ing Direct I don't think I have ever wanted Spring as badly as I do now. A Long Story Short It's actually not that long of a story, but here's the abridged version anyway. New job. (retail copywriter) New home. (Queens) New George Foreman grill. (Cooks 3 burger patties at once!) But of course the biggest news out of all of this is that Sara is moving in, so we can finally live our dream of non-stop Mac-n-Cheese gorging and playing Battlefront at any hour of the day, any day of the week. It's great! And if you enjoyed The The Rock Marathon a while back, stay tuned. We've got some brand new marathons on the way. |
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